Mary Jane’s Emporium

Zephyr Ion Vaporizer

Works great for much less money than the Volcano and it's so easy to
use. Includes everything you need plus extra parts like the mouthpiece
and herb baskets and features a USB port for computer control.

*FREE* 4-piece SharpStone® aluminum CNC grinder

Only $349.95+tax

New line of scientific glass waterpipes

We're proud to add the awesome Left Coast line to our selection of scientific glass on glass waterpipes. Available in either a straight tube or a beaker bottom tube with all glass on glass fittings and an ice catcher these guys are ready to smooth out your smoke. Sizes range from 12-18". They are all made in America with a 5mm (standard), 7mm (heavy), or 9mm (indestructo) wall Pyrex tubing. You can really feel the difference!

Djarum Milds, flying over a huge city near you soon!

We carry excellent products.

All calls into the Mary Jane's Emporium compound are screened by Google
Voice. This is a great product, but sometimes the transcripts they
email you are worthless. This call is a perfect example. This
gentleman is speaking in a dialect Google hasn't discovered.

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call back. At (***) ***-**** and ask for Thomas, Thank you."

Obviously he's trying to sell us herbal incense.  I mean really Google.

Spooky Softglass Sale!

All the beautiful pipes on our softglass shelf are 40% off until Oct
29th! That's $25 to $40 off each one! (Get 50% off if you tell us the
internets sent you) Stock up on treats today and beat the holiday rush.

Contraband

Piss poor planagement = unsold contraband :-(

Update (12/28/2009) We have been carrying the Djarum clove cigars for a while and will soon have the Dreams flavored cigars.  Basically the only thing that has changed is the paper.  It's now made from tobacco.

Also, the Mint cigarettes from Nat Sherman are now labeled Menthol, but are exactly the same formulation.

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