We're giving away this great package of goodies worth almost $150 to one
of our followers on Twitter this Saturday April 10th. All you need to
do to win is follow us and tweet this "Follow @MaryJanesEmp & retweet

to win a vaporizer package for #fqfest, details at http://bit.ly/9YFM3H" 

5 packs of Smoking Rolling papers from Spain $10
a TightVac Mini airtight storage container $10
a 4 piece SharpStone grinder $60
a Hand held Vapor Buddy portable vaporizer $65
and a Trusty Bic lighter to make it all go! $2

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Works great for much less money than the Volcano and it's so easy to
use. Includes everything you need plus extra parts like the mouthpiece
and herb baskets and features a USB port for computer control.

*FREE* 4-piece SharpStone® aluminum CNC grinder

Only $349.95+tax

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We're proud to add the awesome Left Coast line to our selection of scientific glass on glass waterpipes. Available in either a straight tube or a beaker bottom tube with all glass on glass fittings and an ice catcher these guys are ready to smooth out your smoke. Sizes range from 12-18". They are all made in America with a 5mm (standard), 7mm (heavy), or 9mm (indestructo) wall Pyrex tubing. You can really feel the difference!

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gvoice.mp3 Listen on Posterous

All calls into the Mary Jane's Emporium compound are screened by Google
Voice. This is a great product, but sometimes the transcripts they
email you are worthless. This call is a perfect example. This
gentleman is speaking in a dialect Google hasn't discovered.

"Yes. How you doing. So I was contacting you see if you're interested in
it, potholes. So product for months. We carry excellent products. I
don't know what products great day. You've got a great day. Very Triple,
A once we have a great strawberry and then we have Thurston group. All
these are land since June so crazy right now so I want to contact you as
soon as he was interested in our product Pentaho surprise, so I should
do it yourself and Newsweek, and I'll probably I'm not **** dollar
rental sale core car hard times refused lot more than 100 Brown's Road.
We are gonna reduce the price on them to us if you could just give me a
call back. At (***) ***-**** and ask for Thomas, Thank you."

Obviously he's trying to sell us herbal incense.  I mean really Google.

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All the beautiful pipes on our softglass shelf are 40% off until Oct
29th! That's $25 to $40 off each one! (Get 50% off if you tell us the
internets sent you) Stock up on treats today and beat the holiday rush.

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Piss poor planagement = unsold contraband :-(

Update (12/28/2009) We have been carrying the Djarum clove cigars for a while and will soon have the Dreams flavored cigars.  Basically the only thing that has changed is the paper.  It's now made from tobacco.

Also, the Mint cigarettes from Nat Sherman are now labeled Menthol, but are exactly the same formulation.

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This is just a test. Had this been a real post you would have received further instruction. Please stay tuned for further updates. You are feeling very sleepy. Thank you!

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